Only one third of the soldiers had shoes and many froze to death, he’ll intone, probably leaving out the graphic details of how many of them went to Valhalla by shitting their guts out.
He’ll push up his authentic-looking reenactor spectacles and grit his teeth he’ll clasp that microphone while his lip quivers. The costumed General Washington will throw out the words “suffering” and “sacrifice” as the bus departs from the park’s visitor’s center.
